Free · No sign-up · Nothing installs

The arcade

Built on the same record files as the rest of the platform — 109 Cup finals, 650 careers, 5,554 players. Two of them run a real simulation rather than an animation, and one of them is in 3D.

The floor

Every station is playable. Nothing here is a locked tile waiting on a future build.

DPHYou are here

The games

All free, all in the browser, nothing to install. Two of them run a real simulation rather than an animation, and one of them is in 3D.

Generated, not written

The Rafters builds every question at runtime from the record files. Nobody typed an answer key, so nothing drifts out of date and nothing is quietly wrong.

Simulated, not scripted

Beast League runs real physics and real AI, calibrated against NHL shot and save rates. Downhill runs actual 3D terrain with a sun that casts shadows.

One file each

Every game is a single page that loads instantly and works on a phone. No app store, no account, no download.